To Hell with this CRAP Software

I had AVG on my phone after activating a multidevice purchase of the fraudulently named, "Ultimate" subscription. Conveniently, it "lost" my contact info and reverted to free version. I didn't care for a while as it seemed to cause more problems than it solved, but now I have malware on my phone. I have done every god damned procedure, followed every link and path, tried a 2nd copy I had of AVG, then I PURCHASED a THIRD STEAMING PILE OF USELESS SHIT AND NOTHING WORKS. The AVG site says I have no subscription, I followed the directions from Newegg to download a copy and when I switch to the Android option, it shows me a Google Playstore page like I'm too stupid to understand where to download the software from, none of the product codes work, I tried to enter it into my PC hoping I'd be able to grab the extra license from the website, but that piece of shit still says I have zero subscriptions AND IT ACTIVATED THE NEW COPY CONCURRENTLY ON MY PC, SO NOW I HAVE 2 CONCURRENT WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT ON MY PC AND NOTHING ON MY PHONE AND I'VE WASTED FUCKING HOURS ON THIS!! I NO LONGER WANT ANYTHING...I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU CAN SHOVE THIS USELESS SHIT UP YOUR ASSES SIDEWAYS WITH A SHOVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. MEANWHILE, I HAVE TO GO FIND SOMETHING THAT WORKS AFTER WASTING MY EVENING AND MONEY ON THIS WORTHLESS SHIT, AND THE COUNTLESS OTHER MESSAGES FROM OTHERS SUGGESTS AVG IS JUST A SCAMMING BUNCH OF THIEVES WORSE THAN THE PEOPLE I WAS HOPING TO BE PROTECTED AGAINST. TAKE YOUR SOFTWARE AND SHOVE IT!! IF I HAVE TO HAVE A GOD DAMNED SEYONCE TO MAKE IT WORK OR EVEN ACTIVATE, WHAT DAMN GOOD IS IT!!???!!!